Hey there, hi there, ho there

Soo the past few weeks on television were interesting. Things are finally starting to get back to normal around here. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love watching re-runs of scrubs and my reality Wednesdays, but I was in DIRE need of some good ole fashioned new FAKE drama!!

OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH- Gossip Girl premiered this week and man on man do I have things to say. A. Jenny really sucks. B. I love Dan. C. I love Dan. Anyway, that Jenny needs to accept her roots and just GET OVER IT! We need to focus more on Dan and Serena. I'm afraid this Michelle Trachtenberg is going to ruin things for them, and I don't think I'm okay with that shitake. I didn't like her in Buffy and I may not like her here. C'mon Harriet the Spy, don't ruin my favourite relationship on TV right now, quit it!

Moooovin on. Soo, basically, Samantha Who? Is my new Fav, the cheese to my macaroni as Juno would say. Can Tod and Samantha get back together already? That crazy girlfriend from Wicker Park is not even a cool psycho. She's all plane Jane and NEEDS to GO. I was pretty excited that Timothy Olyphant (sp*) was on, but the whole neo-nazi hairdo wasn't cutting it for me, but then again, neither were the frosted tips he had in Go, so I guess he never really had the right DO if you will. This week was sort of uneventful for Todd and Sam (minus the kiss at the end, but that didn't do anything for me either). The show needs to be an hour, that's the only answer to an uneventful episode.

Reality- I don't really care to talk about this this week- except for the fact that Stacy Ann is, in the words of *N Sync, GONE, gone gone. That voice KILLED me, so I'm pretty much thrilled never to hear that EVER again.

That's all for now, but I will return with my thoughts after this BIG THURSDAY!!! UGLY BETTY, GREYS, LOST, SCRUBS- AHHH!!!!!!!!


XOXO,

You know you love me (no? doesn't work for me, FINE! I guess I'm no Kristen Bell! )

My First Entry!

Hello friends! It's your very own cable gal pal here ready to talk TELEVISION!

So. There isn't too much new new new television this week, but not to fret, the shows, they will be a returnin'! Oh Gossip Girl, come back to me already!!!

Alright, now that I got that out of my system, I can talk about what I actually saw this week, starting with Wednesday night TV night with my ever so lovely roommate and gays, also known as my favorite night of the week. It's basically a night filled with REALITY.

First off, we have America's Next Top Model. And to answer Tyra's question, yes I do want to be on top. Anyhooo, they started off the episode with Go-Sees! Isn't that supposed to happen in some other country or something? Or are they getting really budget this year and just not taking them anywhere? I mean they are making a bunch of changes this year, like if I have to hear those girls reading the ENTIRE Tyra Mail one more time, I'm going to scream! In the end, they decided to kick off the Amazing Claire! I mean, if anyone should go, it should be MAD AWKward girl Lauren, she crazy and cannot walk to save her life! But, I guess I can see why they decided to let Claire go, she's a silly stupid face who fell forward on that water thing when Mr. Jay said, hmm maybe you shouldn't do that crazy! But she did it anyway...way to go!

Next up we have American Idol. Actually, I barely watched this episode. I don't really pay attention to the show to begin with. This is my break period. But sad to see that little asian girl go. She's soo TINY!

Moooovin' on to Top Chef. Richard is a baller chef! Right now it seems like he can do no wrong, but that's probably not going to last very long. Over confidence is a killer in reality TV. The only time it hasn't really gotten someone kicked off is with mister FEROSH himself, Christian from P-Run. But hey, he is a tickity tack hot tranny mess and he is not apologizing for it! Getting back, that mexican guy who pronounces every word with a little too much accent if you ask me (like Ciiii-lan-thro) got the boot. C'mon guy! Either pronounce everything like that or not at all!

Okay, so every week I'm going to suggest a new show to watch that I have recently gotten into. This week: Samantha Who? I think this show is the bees knees. The cats pajamas if you will. It's hilarious and different. It's only a half hour, so it's uber easy to watch. Check it out!!

Anyway my little chicadees, I hope you enjoyed my first post EVER!!! YAY!!!